WTNV Episode 54

Carnival: I came out to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now


Teach Me by Michael Faudet



friendly reminder that if harry would have been a girl snape would have treated her like petyr baelish treats sansa stark ✿◕‿◕✿



Muggleborns trying to figure out spells to get CDs to play without use of electronics, and once they figure out the right spell, there’s a furious swapping of CDs, and none of the purebloods can figure out what a ‘jagger moves like, this song makes no sense!’ ‘Why are you guys laughing so hard about this song? He’s singing about never giving someone up, that’s kind of sweet…”


I’m sorry but if you don’t think that James Sirius Potter, when told to be serious responded with ‘well sirius is my middle name’ than you are sadly mistaken


Imagine J.K. Rowling pulling a Beyoncé and releasing another Harry Potter book at midnight on July 31 with no warning can you even imagine the chaos that would ensue

Last Person That:
Slept in your bed besides you? Three good friends(i cant remember your url tash sorreee)
Saw you cry?: My mother
You went to the movies with? Anne
You went out to dinner with? errrr probably Anne as well eyyyyy
You talked on the phone to? My mother
Made you laugh? my granpa

Would You Rather:
Pierce your nose or your tongue? Noes, I dont want it! But nose if i had to
Be serious or be funny? SERIOUS FUN
Drink whole or skimmed milk? what is milk with 1,5% fat? Because I drink loads of that
Die in a fire or drowning? Fire!
Spend time with your parent(s) or enemies? actually i would prefer enemies over my father

Are You?:
Simple or complicated? aiming for simple but i suspect im failling miserably
Straight, gay or bisexual? I’ve never felt a strong sexual attraction to anything but men, but who knows?
Tall or short? tall by international standards. not so much nationally
Right handed or left handed? right handed most of the time
A lover of music or a lover of books? booooooooooks BOOOKS (mostly)

Do You Prefer?:
Flowers or sweets? I study biology with a great interest in ecology and botany. need i say more? 
Grey or black? black 
Colour photos or black-and-white photos? I’ll go with colour
Sunrise or sunset? sunrise is really the most beautiful thing every time of year if you can get up to see it
M&Ms or Skittles? NEITHER im allergic to the coating in m&m’s and i hate skittles
Staying up late or waking up early? staying up - homework is so much easier at 11pm-2am
Sun or moon? moon
Winter or Autumn? AUTUMN i s2g i only feel truly alive in autumn
10 acquaintances or 2 best friends? 2 best friends
Rainy or sunny? rainy
Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream? vanilla
Vodka or Jack? I dont do alcohol how should i know? 

About You:
What time is it? 00.15 am
Name? Sarah Maj
Nicknames? wow, get ready: Majse, Majs, Majsenhower, Samuraj, Tallerken September, George, Majsemus aaand Steen
When is your birthday? 12th of september
What do you want? sleep and that my parents would divorce
How many kids do you want? LOTS or at least 2
What would you name a girl?: Estrid or Solveig - I like Esther, Alma, and Elisabeth as well
What would you name a boy? Tristan, Felix, Holger, Storm or Sejr. Balder perhaps
What kind of music do you like? EVERYTHING tho mostly rock

Nervous habits? i bite my nails and drink alot when things are tense around the dinner table
Are you double-jointed? no
Can you roll your tongue? yes!
Can you raise one eyebrow? not really
Can you cross your eyes? yea and shake them like they have parkinsons

Which shoe goes on first? right i think
Ever thrown something at someone? most defintely - especially food
On average, how much money do you carry with you? around 40 DKK - about 4£ - in cash
What jewellery do you wear? i always wear my jade fish hook necklace from new zealand - often i wear rings too
Do you twirl or cut spaghetti? twirl
Have you ever eaten Spam? at some point probably
Favourite ice cream? PISTACHE
How many kinds of cereal are in your cupboard? one, oat meal
Can you cook?: eh

Alcoholic beverage? a sip of vodka/cola i think? or verdi
Car ride?: yesterday
Song played? "ghost story" charming disaster 
Person you saw? my grandpa

Cross out what you’ve already read. Six is the average.

Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen
The Lord of the Rings - JRR Tolkien
Jane Eyre - Charlotte Bronte
Harry Potter series - JK Rowling
To Kill a Mockingbird - Harper Lee
The Bible - Council of Nicea
Wuthering Heights - Emily Bronte 
Nineteen Eighty Four - George Orwell
His Dark Materials - Philip Pullman
Great Expectations - Charles Dickens
Little Women - Louisa M Alcott
Tess of the D’Urbervilles - Thomas Hardy
Catch 22 - Joseph Heller
Rebecca - Daphne Du Maurier
The Hobbit - JRR Tolkien 
Birdsong - Sebastian Faulk
Catcher in the Rye - JD Salinger
The Time Traveller’s Wife - Audrey Niffenegger
Middlemarch - George Eliot
Gone With The Wind - Margaret Mitchell
The Great Gatsby - F Scott Fitzgerald
Bleak House - Charles Dickens
War and Peace - Leo Tolstoy
The Hitch Hiker’s Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
Brideshead Revisited - Evelyn Waugh
Crime and Punishment - Fyodor Dostoyevsky
Grapes of Wrath - John Steinbeck
Alice in Wonderland - Lewis Carroll
The Wind in the Willows - Kenneth Grahame
Anna Karenina - Leo Tolstoy

David Copperfield - Charles Dickens
Emma - Jane Austen
Persuasion - Jane Austen
The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe - CS Lewis
The Kite Runner - Khaled Hosseini
Captain Corelli’s Mandolin - Louis De Bernieres
Memoirs of a Geisha - Arthur Golden
Winnie the Pooh - AA Milne
Animal Farm - George Orwell
The Da Vinci Code - Dan Brown
One Hundred Years of Solitude - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
A Prayer for Owen Meaney - John Irving
The Woman in White - Wilkie Collins
Anne of Green Gables - LM Montgomery
Far From The Madding Crowd - Thomas Hardy
The Handmaid’s Tale - Margaret Atwood
Lord of the Flies - William Golding
Atonement - Ian McEwan
Life of Pi - Yann Martel
Dune - Frank Herbert
Cold Comfort Farm - Stella Gibbons
Sense and Sensibility - Jane Austen
A Suitable Boy - Vikram Seth
The Shadow of the Wind - Carlos Ruiz Zafon
A Tale Of Two Cities - Charles Dickens
Brave New World - Aldous Huxley
The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time - Mark Haddon
Love In The Time Of Cholera - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Of Mice and Men - John Steinbeck
Lolita - Vladimir Nabokov
The Secret History - Donna Tartt
The Lovely Bones - Alice Sebold 
Count of Monte Cristo - Alexandre Dumas
On The Road - Jack Kerouac
Jude the Obscure - Thomas Hardy
Bridget Jones’s Diary - Helen Fielding
Midnight’s Children - Salman Rushdie 
Moby Dick - Herman Melville
Oliver Twist - Charles Dickens
Dracula - Bram Stoker
The Secret Garden - Frances Hodgson Burnett
Notes From A Small Island - Bill Bryson
Ulysses - James Joyce 
The Bell Jar - Sylvia Plath
Swallows and Amazons - Arthur Ransome
Germinal - Emile Zola
Vanity Fair - William Makepeace Thackeray
Possession - AS Byatt
A Christmas Carol - Charles Dickens
Cloud Atlas - David Mitchell
The Color Purple - Alice Walker
The Remains of the Day - Kazuo Ishiguro
Madame Bovary - Gustave Flaubert
A Fine Balance - Rohinton Mistry
Charlotte’s Web - EB White
The Five People You Meet In Heaven - Mitch Albom
Adventures of Sherlock Holmes - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
The Faraway Tree Collection - Enid Blyton
Heart of Darkness - Joseph Conrad
The Little Prince - Antoine De Saint-Exupery 
The Wasp Factory - Iain Banks
Watership Down - Richard Adams
A Confederacy of Dunces - John Kennedy Toole 
A Town Like Alice - Nevil Shute
The Three Musketeers - Alexandre Dumas
Hamlet - William Shakespeare
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Roald Dahl
Les Miserables - Victor Hugo

What should I draw? Send me ideas/characters/heraldry/whatever i feel lost